Summer: And you, with all your little flaws, and your little quirks, somehow you keep drawing me back in.
Seth: Yeah? So what your saying to me is then, that the more neurotic and insecure I am, the more you’re attracted to me? Do I look fat in these pants?
24.
Summer: I hear you like comic books, Cohen.
Seth: This is true.
Summer: Merry Christmas.
Seth: Good lord, I think I’m gonna pass out.
Summer: You’re not going anywhere.
Seth: Okay.
23.
Summer: Hey. Got ten bucks?
Seth: What are you doing?
Summer: I know you’re afraid, Cohen.
Seth: Yeah, that you’re gonna fall… Don’t go up there.
Summer: But, you’re break up is missing a key ingredient. The only ingredient, really.
Seth: Which is?
Summer: That you don’t love me anymore.
Seth: Summer.
Summer: Look. I love you this much, and I want to be with you now, and next year, and whatever comes after that. So, I’m asking, in the precense of this coffee cart and the sacred moment that it represents, if you can honestly tell me that you don’t love me anymore.
Seth: Summer.
Summer: Just say it. Cohen, if you don’t love me, I promise I will go to brown by myself and I will be cold, and miserable, and alone, but I will never bother you again.
Seth: I don’t love you anymore.
Summer: Oh my God.
Seth: Summer…
Summer: Just get away from me, okay? Just get out of here, Cohen.
22.
Seth: Look, I’m sorry I’ve been such an ass, okay? It’s just that you’re so superior to me in so many ways, you know? You’re better looking, you’re more popular, you’re stronger, and not just emotionally.
Summer: Cohen, I’ll always look up to you, and not just because you’re taller then me.
21.
Summer: I’m not the girl you thought I was.
Seth: No. You, Summer, are better. See, back then, you were just this fantasy. You were this little girl, who, when I would see, you would either ignore me, or make an obscene gesture and keep walking.
Summer: Yeah, I kind of remember that. Sorry.
Seth: But now look at you. You fight for sea otters, you befriended Taylor Townsend, you’re an incredible mom to that bunny.
Summer: I guess I have changed.
Seth: you’ve evolved. And over the last 950 days we’ve been dating, yes I’ve counted, and yes I counted the zack era because really, who are we kidding, I’ve watched you grow into this incredible woman. And that is who I love.
20.
19.
Summer: You are unbelievable.
Seth: Not in a good way, right?
Summer: I thought you just wanted to be friends.
Seth: I do.
Summer: Well, then what was that? That kiss?
Seth: I don’t know. I didn’t mean for it to happen.
Summer: Really?
Seth: Yeah.
Summer: So this whole night wasn’t just a plan to get me back?
Seth: No. Absolutely not… Unless, maybe that’s what you want, and then..
Summer: Cohen!
Seth: What? Come on! Wait a second!
Summer: I believed you! That you were changing, that you just wanted to be friends.
Seth: I do! That’s.. Maybe I just, I can’t be just friends with you.
Summer: Well then I guess, maybe this is it for us.
18.
Summer: You want me to come with you right?
Seth: Do I want you to come with me? Summer, you’re my little snow angel.
17.
Summer: You have to find the stud.
Seth: You mean, like you did, Summer?
Summer: Mhm. Just get me the stud finder.
Seth: Oh Summer, I think you are the stud finder.
16.
Seth: I don’t know, some of these GEORGE guys look so… idealistic.
Summer: You got nothing to worry about. Just remember, this isn’t goodbye. You’re my destiny, Cohen.
Seth: Go save the world, Summer Roberts.
15.
Summer: Was I really mean to you?
Seth: No. That would of required you to speak to me. For anyone to speak to me.
Summer: A lot’s changed in a year, huh?
14.
Seth: When I found out it was a pregnancy test, I totally freaked out and I thought this would change everything, but then Ryan asked me if I could imagine a time where I’d never not wanna be with you, and I realized that the answer is no.
Summer: I’m totally pregnant, aren’t I?
Seth: I don’t know.
Summer: What do you mean, you don’t know? Is that gonna like squirt invisible ink or something?
Seth: No, but it will make you engaged to me.
Summer: What? Are you insane?
Seth: Possibly, but I’m certain of this.
Summer: No, Cohen. We can’t.
Seth: Sure, we can. We’re both adults, we don’t share DNA… You just have to want to. And I do.
Summer: Don’t you think we should look at the test first?
Seth: And have you wonder for the rest of your life if I proposed to you because you were pregnant? I’m doing this because I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
Summer: You know, once you do this you can’t take it back.
Seth: I know. Summer Roberts, will you marry me?
Summer: Yes. I’ll marry you.
13.
Summer: Oh God. No.
Seth: Uh, what’s happening here?
Summer: I like Seth Cohen.
Seth: Uh, you what now?
Summer: Nothing. I wasn’t talking to you. But if you tell anyone what you heard here, I’ll kill you.
12.
Seth: You enjoy my comedy. You know what else I think you enjoy? Me.
Summer: Well that’s because you’re mentally unstable.
Seth: Be that as it may, I think the facts speak for themselves. Might I remind you of something that I like to call ‘the time that you kissed me by the pool at my grandfather’s birthday party.’
Summer: What are you talking about.
Seth. Okay, I know that denial is a very powerful coping mechanism but I just think summer, that it’s time we pay lip service to our lip service.
Summer: Two words. No toungue.
Seth: Well, you did agree to take the slow trip with me down on Mexico Way.
Summer: I needed a ride.
Seth: We shared the same bed.
Summer: I wasn’t gonna sleep on that couch. It smelled like these eggs.
Seth: You ate my toast, Summer.
Summer: I like crust, Seth,
Seth: Face it. Our chemistry is undeniable.
Summer: You know what else is undeniable?
Seth: What?
Summer: The pain this fork is gonna cause when I jam it into your eye… I suffer from rage blackouts.
Seth: I’m gonna get the check.
11.
Seth: Careful, lady. My girlfriend’s gonna be here any second.
Summer: Shut up, cohen!
Seth: Hey! You just punched me. My baby’s back.
10.
Summer: Hey, you know, I wish I could draw, but every time I try and draw a person, it’s just one big head with legs coming out of its chin.
Seth: It’s how you’re holding the pencil. You’re choking it.
Summer: No, I am not. This pencil can breathe on it’s own.
Seth: No, it won’t. Loosen up a little bit.
Summer. Okay.
Seth: Just take it nice and easy. Picasso said, first you have to be able to draw a straight line.
Summer: Right.
Seth: I think I’ve got all the angles I need. I can do the rest from memory.
Summer: Yeah, good. Uh, cause my costume’s really starting to ride me.
Seth: Excellent.
9.
Summer: What do you want from me, Cohen?
Seth: I just want you.
Summer: No you don’t. You had me. You had me at Chrismukkah in a freaking Wonder Woman costume and you chose Anna. You had me three months ago, and you left.
Seth: And I want to make that up to you.
Summer: It has nothing to do with me. It is about you, and it is always about you. What you need, and what you want. You know, it seems that you only want me when you can’t have me. You like the chase, and that’s all. So you know what? You can have it. I’m going home.
8.
Seth: Oh, and for the record, the boat was named after you.
7.
Summer: I just can't help it. And I certainly can't explain it. You didn't tell anyone?
Seth: Uh, no. Of course not.
Summer: 'Cause I'll kill you.
Seth: No, I believe you.
6.
Seth: That guy doesn’t know you. He doesn’t care about who you really are. In fact, he has no idea that every day in the third grade you shared your lunch with that little skinny squirrel who kept getting his nuts stolen by that fat squirrel.
Summer: I hated that mean squirrel.
Seth: And, none of those guys were there when you had to read your poem aloud in class, and your hand was shaking because you were nervous and you cared what the other kids thought.
Summer: Poem? What poem?
Seth: I wish I was a mermaid.
Summer: You remember that. That was, like, sixth grade?
Seth: I wish I was a mermaid, and was friends with all the fish. A shiny tail, and seashells. That would-
5.
Summer: You are so cheesy, Cohen.
Seth: Come on. I’m sweeping you off your feet.
Summer: Well, the sad part is, you kind of are.
4.
Seth: It's not like now that me and Anna broke up, I'm now choosing you, okay? Because the whole reason that we broke up is 'cause for me, it's always been you, Summer. It's always been you. I've tried to fight it, and I've tried to deny it, and I can't, I can't do it. You're undeniable.
3.
Summer: Why are you doing this?
Seth: Because, Summer. I like you. This much. And if you don’t feel the same way about me, then someone’s gonna have to give me a hand down, because it’s really high up here and I could fall and that would be really embarrassing… more embarrassing.
Summer: I can’t believe this. That’ll be ten bucks, Cohen.
2.
Seth: Okay. I know I’m not who you all imagined as prom king, seeing as how I’m not who any of you actually voted for, but she’s the queen, and I love her. So I guess that makes me king.
Summer: Cohen.
Seth: No, I’m just a guy standing next to you. You’re the queen, alright? I’m the jester, perhaps, if that works. So let me ask you this, your heiress. What can I do to make it up to you?
Summer: Well, you can start by dancing with me.
1.
Seth: Summer? What are you doing here?
Summer: What do you think, Cohen?
BEST. COUPLE. EVER.
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